Funny SMS Jokes You will love to share

It is a busy buisy world, we have become so mechanical doing all routine activities, we dont have time to take care of ourselves, we dont have time to remember your friends, come on , it is time to do so ,just have  a smile on your face and share these funny sms jokes  with your friends and keep in touch with them

10 Funny sms jokes, You can send on Mobile

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Salman : What is the difference between Coffee shop and Wine shop

Ranbir  : Very Simple, Love starts in coffee shop and ends in wineshop

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Pappu falls in love with a Nurse. He wants to write her a love letter , 
Pappu thinks..... thinks.....thinks and wrote " I Love you Sister "

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Tiger is giving wedding party to his friends, A cat  came to the party and dancing for the song "Dont Marry Be Happy"

Tiger asked " Who are you "

Cat Replied " I am also a Tiger before marriage"

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Wife:Why have you been reading our marriage certificate

for an hour

Husband:I was looking out for the expiry date

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Teacher asks children

What do U wish do U in future?

Rohit:I want to be a docter

Sonakshi:I want to be a good mother

Akshya kumar:I want to help Sonakshi 
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Satyaji was very angry all jokes was about him

He asked his wife tell me one joke without my involvement

Wife said 'I am pregnant'

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Did u have any lover b4 our marriage?

Wife:Remains silent

Husband:What is the meaning for this silence?

Wife:dont disturb while counting

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Mother advised her daughter

If a boy hugs, you say don't

If he kisses, you say stop

Next day the girl told

Mom, he did both together and I said

DON'T STOP

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A Born baby asks nurse, do u have msg offer?

Nurse:Yes, I have But Y U need?

Baby:Send msg to god i reached safely and ask him to send

my girl friend soon...!

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I still remember, how we met b4

train stopped... windows opened

U looked into my eyes and

I looked into your eyes..... then U

Shouted Aa....... tea...... tea......3Rs/- per cup

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